THE DIARY OF A GEEK IN OXFORDSHIRE


Solving the World's problems with common sense and a flamethrower.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

The Cosmic and the Cataclysmic

There is a giant black hole at the centre of our Galaxy, exerting its gravitational field on everything orbiting it, sucking in matter and never again releasing it. It has the power to one day destroy our universe.

There is a giant ar*ehole at the centre of our Government. Round its gravitational field orbit insignificant MPs, and it sucks up tax revenues which never again return. It is doing a pretty good job of destroying our economy.

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